Three Word Story

[DARKS1M]

In another matter,

[Etherpendant]

In a land not too far from Vic, Ethar got caught MURDERING a cracked sign, but then later ate some shrooms, got $#%@ed up, and died of an overdose. But who could possibly blame her? Then came along a mushroom god, who is Etherpendant, but she's dead. It didn't make sense because she's high in the sky and died of that crazy aweasome flight. "WHEE I'M FLYING" said the mildly psychotic murderous Ethar, who then fell. She shouted at Odd "NIB!". iAmTubbie killed Odd and ate his sister's brain later. After eating she killed Rook and got phat and killed Mushmom then ate Mushmom and to Mushdad and then Zombie Mushmom. And Odd killed no one because he's a NIB! Ethar told Odd and Tubbie that they're NIBS. Ethar then ate them, but Tubbie was first to go slather himself with fatty Big Macs. Then he threw up - no she didn't, she became skinny. Ether lost interest since she had needs for meat. She then needed to use the stick picker to pick her teeth but then decided to stab Rook with it instead. In another matter...

Added punctuation and transition words!

This makes an astounding lack of sense.

[Sinfulrook]

(continuation)

odd hated rook

(thanks for posting it all ether)

[iAmTubbie]

(LMFAO!!!!!!!! ETHER I LVOVE THIS STORY DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT STILL FUNNY!!! )

so then he

[oldmango297]

took Ether's toothpick

[iAmTubbie]

but he phailed

[OddMike]

The math test

[Kamekku]

In a land not too far from Vic, Ethar got caught MURDERING a cracked sign, but then later ate some shrooms, got $#%@ed up, and died of an overdose. But who could possibly blame her? Then came along a mushroom god, who is Etherpendant, but she's dead. It didn't make sense because she's high in the sky and died of that crazy aweasome flight. "WHEE I'M FLYING" said the mildly psychotic murderous Ethar, who then fell. She shouted at Odd "NIB!". iAmTubbie killed Odd and ate his sister's brain later. After eating she killed Rook and got phat and killed Mushmom then ate Mushmom and to Mushdad and then Zombie Mushmom. And Odd killed no one because he's a NIB! Ethar told Odd and Tubbie that they're NIBS. Ethar then ate them, but Tubbie was first to go slather himself with fatty Big Macs. Then he threw up - no she didn't, she became skinny. Ether lost interest since she had needs for meat. She then needed to use the stick picker to pick her teeth but then decided to stab Rook with it instead. In another matter...odd hated rook, so then he took Ether's toothpick, but he phailed the math test because he didn't

[iAmTubbie]

the teacher TOFF

[DARKS1M]

said, "die now!"