Divinity Guild

lmfao!!!!! Jin me threee f3

I'm glad im not the only one who falls asleep in class. I take a lot of boring and extremely hard classes. *wishes for summer* If i was a good doodler i'd post my doodles, but I'm not lol. Like right now I should be studying for my com 181 quiz but i'm too lazy.

My finals just ended, so it's back to ACT-prep stuff for the next week or so. After that, I CAN SLEEP AGAIN!

And btw, I never doodle, I talk, sleep, or throw things across the room lmao.

I wish the school desks were more comfy. So hard and hurty to sleep on. >:(

If desks were more comfy i'd never wake up lol....I dont want to study for my chemistry test I'd rather think about the summer.

LMFAO!! we made pillows little ones for our classes XD! soo ye pillow with desk = gooodbye world ---- HELLLO DREAM!!!

LOL pillows...When I was in High School my best friend and I wrote stories. They were called the Adventures of Bob and Sally. I have two typed up but idk if anyone here would like it lol

DO IT!! POST IT!!!! i want otread it XD my friend and i write stories too lawl when we cant sleep hehehehehee

My friend and I took turns writing. We changed our names and everyone elses names. We have a total of 6 completed stories, but since college we dont have time. Its really dumb lol


The Adventures of Bob and Sally
By Hannah A and Josh F

One day in Spanish class Bob decided that Spanish was boring. He didn’t care what the teacher was saying he just wanted something fun to happen. Suddenly there was a knock on the class window. “Who could that be?” Bob thought as his other classmates began to awake from their naps. The goofy teacher Mr. Shelfon hobbled to the door and slowly opened it. “Yo Yo Mr. Tiv what’s going on in the office-shizzle” Mr. Shelfon asked. Mr. Tivley strutted into the classroom and said “Little punks…hey listen up! The Board office has decided to terminate the Spanish program immediately.”
“Yes!” all the kids yelled. Mr. Shelfon looked like a train hit him. “What do you mean? What’s going on in the hizizle?” “Well Mr. Shelfon we recently decided that the kids will do better working in the yard, picking up trash and learning test questions!”
“What?!” Bob said. “Excuse me Bob you have no say in what we say you have to do” Mr. Tivley barked evilly.
“Pick up trash” Bob barked (lol) at Mr. Tivley. “Yea Yea Yea” Mr. Tivley said “Why hire people to do it when we have free labor right here in this school?”
“Noooo!” Mr. Shelfon screamed with tears running down his cheeks. “Spanish is my life. I love you subjunctive. I love you preterit. I love you command form. What am I gonna do now? How is I-shizzle gonna pay da bills? How is I gonna feed my kitty kitty shizzle. Poor kitty kit. NOO!!!”
“This man is pathetic.” Mr. Tivley said. He held out his hand and motioned “Mr. Shelfon, your fired” (lol apprentice)
“Nooooooo!” he cried. Mr Tivley led Mr. Shelfon off school property.
All the children in Spanish class were dragged out into the yard. They were chained together and given a trash picker upper. The cop Bony, and the Asst. Principal Mr. Meanie sat in the shade reading test Q’s. Bob was next to Sally. “Pst” Sally said “Hey Bob. I have the key to this chain. I stole it. Lets run away from here.”
“Yes!” Bob said. Bob and sally unlocked their chains. “We are free from those shackles!” Sally said. Mr. Tivley was asleep and snoring resting his head on Mr. Meanies shoulder, who was asleep as well. “Lets run” Bob said as they began to run down the road. “Hey what do you think you kids are doing?” Bony the cop screamed “Ughh” Bob said, stumbling on what to say. “We were just getting some exercise” Sally said the first lie that came to mind. “Oh ok” Bony said. “I can’t lie” Bob said. “I know” Sally said “when are you ever going to learn? I’ve taught you. You should know by now. Lie Bob, Lie.”
They ran and ran all the way down the rode until they came across an abandoned car. The keys were still in it. “Lets go somewhere!” Sally said. “Okay” Bob said. They got in the car and were driving down the high way when they heard snoring. “what is that?” Sally asked. Bob looked in the back seat and there was Mr. Shelfon asleep in the back seat!
“I’ll take care of him.” Bob said. Bob jumped into the backseat, opened the door and pushed Mr. Shelfon out of the car! “He’s outta here!” Sally screamed. “Keep on driving” Bob told her as he returned to the front seat. They cranked up the radio and sang along. “Yea” Sally said. “Oh my gosh!!” Sally screamed and pointed in front of them standing in the road “It’s Eayla Kdwards.”
“NO!” Bob yelled. “Let’s run over her!” Sally said. “No, we have already runaway committed grand theft auto, pushed our teacher out of the car, and murder is pushing it way too far.” “What should we do?” Sally asked. “Lets stop and say hey!” “No Bob. How many times do I have to tell you your too nice!” “It will be rude” Bob said. “Fine! But don’t say I didn’t warn you.” They pulled over. Sally locked the door, and Bob rolled down the windows.
“Hey Eayla. What are you doing?” Bob asked. “Bob I love you, I want to marry you! Love me!” Eayla said then tried to get into the car. Sally stepped on the gas. “That was close” Bob said. “Crap!” Sally said. “What?” Eayla was running behind them and jumped on the roof of the car!
“Go Faster! Faster!” Bob yelled. “Ahh” Eayla screamed barely hanging on. “Stop! Pleas Stop.” “Not now baby I’m a woman on a mission” said Sally. “I love you Bob.” Eayla screamed before falling off. “Whew. Free at last” Sally said. And this is the end of Bob and Sally’s First Adventure.

LOL @ TEACHERS AND PRINCIPAL!!!
"shizle" and "hizizile", since when do teachers say things like that? XD

This is hillarious, it'd be better though if it was a little more spaced out, the lines are like all completely together.

POST MORE!!!!!!!!!